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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."
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"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
"I came very close to death last night. I had a wank in a graveyard."
"What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion? I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes"
"So a baby seal walks into a club"
"I visited Canada and got an STD Hepatitis A."
"So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"Rob thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on *to copilot* STOP CRYING, ROB WILL HELP"
"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"