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Joke of the Day
"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."
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"I met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"
"*takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* ""did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*"