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Joke of the Day

"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"

"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."

"Nice try, St. Patrick's Day, but I don't need a reason to drink."

"My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me."

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."

"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"

"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"

"Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions"