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Joke of the Day
"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"
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"*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like ""Okay yes, now"" But you can never leave! ""Ugh where's your manager"""
"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"
"My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking."
"I said to the wife, ""I'm horny."" ""What you want me to do?"" ""Have sex with me."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, just joking,"" I laughed. ""I just wanted to give you a headache."""
"Where does Daredevil sign contracts? On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt."
"Why are politicians assholes so clean? Because all their shit comes out of their mouth!"