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Joke of the Day

"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."

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"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."
"Barack Obama has a long one, George Bush has a short one, Lorde doesn't have one and Pope Francis doesn't use his... Last names. What were you expecting?"
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"
"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."
"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."
"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."
"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"
"What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies? Jalapenetration."
"In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months."