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Joke of the Day

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"What is programmers' favorite wine? [yellow tail]"

"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."

"Why's it called getting an abortion... Instead of razing your child?"

"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside"

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"I used too much anti-aging cream and now I am a tiny baby."

"I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car. But they're having trouble installing windows."

"How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room."