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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions"
Next Joke
"me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours"
"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"You know how to detect procrastinator,"
"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"
"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."
"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."