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Joke of the Day

"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"

"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"

"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"

"What's the biggest difference between men and women? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" is a good place to start."

"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"

"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."

"Once I get tan this summer there's going to be literally only one thing that can stop me: simple carbohydrates"

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."

"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"