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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."
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"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"
"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF "
"Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country."
"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"I never understood why Bill Clinton felt the need to cheat on Hillary . . . After all, she's proven to be great at getting sex offenders off."
"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"
"I hate it when people say I'm sexist. How can I be sexist when I'm half female on my mother's side?"
"Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza? Most people like the idea of pizza better."