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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."
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"Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus."
"Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook."
"Why didn't the peanut butter... Fuck the jelly? Because he was already in a jam"
"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"
"Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black..."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""
"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches."
"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because you are a joke"
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"