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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear."

"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."

"Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar..."

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?"

"I haven't used the computer in my basement since 1994 because the topless jpg. of Pamela Anderson is still downloading."

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"

"Two nuns riding Down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, ""I've never come this way before."" The other nun replies, ""neither have i, it's probably the cobbles."""

"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"