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"Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*"
"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."
"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."
"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."
"I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related."
"Mein kampf es su kampf"
"Take it easy on the anti-semetic jokes. Take it easy on the jew jokes please. My grandfather died in a concentration camp during WW2. Apparently he fell off a guard tower during shift change."
"Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes"
"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."