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"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"
"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"A Funeral Director isn't the best position in this economy... It's a dying trade"
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."
"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"
"What is Doctor Who's favorite snack? Pop-Tardis"