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Joke of the Day
"If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear."
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"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."
"Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming."
"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""
"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."
"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"
"I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves"
"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"
"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
"Overactive Bladder Hotline. Can you hold please?"