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Joke of the Day
"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."
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"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."