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Joke of the Day

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"

"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."

"What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare"

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."

"Nobody cares that my ears are flattening and my nose is growing longer... I guess its just *irrelephant*."

"Femi-Nazi Moderator Free speech to hell"

"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor"

"I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way"