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Joke of the Day

"I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer."

"Request - Lawyer Jokes"

"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."

"Why didn't Edward leave his house? Because he was Snowden."

"Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat."

"Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."

"If you want to know what I'm like in bed, try plugging something into a USB port in the dark."

"A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key."

"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"