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Joke of the Day

"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."

"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."

"[spoken while holding in a huge bong rip] i'll take a shower when the market demands it"

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"

"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"

"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."

"I just got a great deal on lots of digging equipment... It was hole-sale."

"What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers? The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 ""regular"" ounces. The more you know..."

"I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can't any more. My phone battery just doesn't have the stamina any more."

"How come the leader of the USSR from the 1920's to 1951 never got anything done? ...because he was always Stalin."