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Joke of the Day

"A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key."

"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"I don't really have a ""blood type."" I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance."

"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""

"I'm going to rewrite history. History."

"What do you call a vicar on a motorbike? Rev"

"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """

"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"

"Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier."