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Joke of the Day
"A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key."
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"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""
"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"
"I just came back from a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me!! passing the parcel was super quick."
"ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said ""It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."" BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup."
"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"
"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."
"TIME TO RETIRE Q: WHEN DOES A PROSTITUTE KNOW IT TIME TO RETIRE? A: WHEN SHE CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE STRETCHMARKS AROUND HER LIPS."
"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"
"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."