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"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""
"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."
"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."
"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."
"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."
"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"
"9 volt battery and assholes A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!"
"What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? An udder failure."