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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."
Next Joke
"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"
"Knock, Knock..."
"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"
"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."
"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"
"I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel. Dad, we're right in front of you Uh..... go ask your mom."
"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."
"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."
"A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart"