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Joke of the Day

"I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"

"What does a girl do to her as asshole before having the most crazy sex of her life? She leaves him at home"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table, and a wall."

"What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach? Would you please move? You're in my sun."

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"What is common between 5 and 7? Brendan Sullivan"

"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""