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Joke of the Day
"If you want to know what I'm like in bed, try plugging something into a USB port in the dark."
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"When one door closes... An incognito window opens."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."
"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."
"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."
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"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."
"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"