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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much."

"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers? Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm."

"It's weird how many people at my office are named ""Hey."""

"What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor? The foundation's been laid."

"I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid."

"My cab driver just described Seattle as ""Not that horrible of a place."" Get that guy a job on the tourism board."

"Have you heard the ""good news"" about Jesus? It's his daughter's quinceanera today so he can't do our lawn"

"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"