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Joke of the Day
"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."
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"Got passed by a guy with a ponytail riding a moped so no I'm not ok."
"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."
"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"
"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"
"ESPN First Take - Patriots' Players Question Rex Ryan's Defense"
"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"
"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"