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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."

"The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from."

"Two Irish men walk into a bar.... What else is new?"

"I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one..."

"a man walks into a bar ouch"

"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""

"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."

"Reddit themed Yo Momma jokes. I'll start: Yo momma so fat... ...her posts can't be upvoted."

"43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree"

"I walked up to my 9yo and said, ""How goes it?"" He looks up at me and says, ""God is history's greatest serial killer."""