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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."
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"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."
"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"[pet shop] ME: I'm looking for a dog that can talk OWNER: Try this one ME: [to dog] Can you talk? DOG: No ME: My search continues"
"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."
"Today is a very special day. The one day a year I can say I have a girl."
"Sean Spicer getting very upset with the media for not reporting that Trump put up a 28/13/11 triple double against the Rockets yesterday."
"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."
"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"