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Joke of the Day

"A guy's dick is so small... that he has to pay his girlfriend for babysitting every time they have sex. feel free to make this joke better..."

"An actual quote by President George Bush ""The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneurs"""

"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""

"Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today."

"I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."

"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!"" ... She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."

"We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. We see you..."