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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet."

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."

"Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him"

"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."

"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("

"I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S."

"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""

"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"

"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"