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Joke of the Day

"I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway."

"How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry."

"astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni."

"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."

"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."

"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with 21 year olds? There are 20 of them."

"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."