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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today."
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"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"
"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."
"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"
"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"
"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."