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Joke of the Day

"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""

"so, Spring has sprung & love must be in the air, cause that's the 4th cloud I've seen shaped like an erection today. see it kids?! THERE!!"

"What does the 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"

"Hey Target, it's Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa"

"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted"

"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."

"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."

"Autocorrect? More like Autocorrect! Am I right? Sorry, Autocorrect ruined my joke."