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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."
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"One time I knocked my hot curling iron off the sink & caught it in my open palm because I have the catlike reflexes of a dim-witted ninja."
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"
"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."
"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."
"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."
"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"
"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."
"Hey guys, I just saved a bunch of money on my flood insurance by not having any."
"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"