155027
Joke of the Day
"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."
Next Joke
"Vampires are lost souls cause they can't just stop one day and look in the mirror and be like ""What am I doing with my life."""
"If you find me passed out in Austin this weekend with a penis drawn on my face at least have the decency to not tag me in the facebook pic."
"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."
"I honestly can't believe they've been together for 20 years. who? Deez nuts GOTEEEEEE I'm actually 45.... GOTEEEEEE"
"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."
"Guy went to the toilet, took the piss."
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."