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Joke of the Day
"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."
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"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."
"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"A tornado hit a local dairy farm. Da-Brie was scattered everywhere!"
"Hey smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."
"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
"[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth? Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion."
"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."