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Joke of the Day
"A tornado hit a local dairy farm. Da-Brie was scattered everywhere!"
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"I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she'd stayed in Latvia."
"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"
"When my kids look back on the photos of my life they'll think, ""Wow, he wore that shirt a lot."""
"TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*"
"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"
"Girl on Facebook Heyy i have not seen u since high school. Me. It's been a while. Her. Yea been married 6 years now : ) Me. Unfriend"
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
"If someone says you're a nice person, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid."
"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."