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Joke of the Day
"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."
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"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."
"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"
"What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement? A 401(K-9)."
"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."
"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""
"""Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"" ""Shut up, and keep digging"""