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Joke of the Day

"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb crap"

"My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke Person: ""Knock Knock"" Me: ""Come in"" Person: ""..."""

"Life is like a box of chocolates The fatter you are the shorter it lasts"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"

"I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating."

"Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today , she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead , until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby."

"I've come from the future to let you know the Chilean miners will be OK, and that we haven't yet perfected time travel."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""

"Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh."