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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
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"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"
"The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. ""For whosoever we are about to eat may the Lord make us truly thankful."""
"So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'."
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"sisters take a selfie crank http://grabfile.co/189159"
"Life as a penis must be hard."
"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"
"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."
"If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up."