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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
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"What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes."
"Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince."
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."
"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."
"Don't leave me alone. Alone: I have a boyfriend."
"I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone."
"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"
"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."
"What is the digestive system? The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole"