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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth? Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion."

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."

"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""

"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"

"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"

"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"

"My mum is a rat bag Roses are red violets are blue but mummy I love you so much (in a sarcastic way) I'll change the sentence in a more simple way I love how much homework you give me. NOT!"

"Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car."

"What has gas, liquid and solids on it at the same time? Uranus."

"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."