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Joke of the Day
"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."
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"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."
"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."
"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"
"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""
"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."
"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""
"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."
"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with nothing but saran wrap on. Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""