159791

Joke of the Day

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink??? N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash..."

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul!"

"Yo momma so fat that she has to use two IRC clients to get online."

"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."

"Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher. One guy accidentally fires at his friend's crotch. His friend falls to the ground and screams, ""MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"""

"My angry wife controls everything. She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her"

"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."

"Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane? good karma."

"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"