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Joke of the Day
"I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder"
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"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer..it's ""art"" and ""music"". But when I do it...I'm ""wasted"", and ""have to leave Home Depot""."
"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."
"*wife wonders where I am in the store* *hears glass shatter* *knows where I am*"
"In Ancient Days, Newscasters Kept You Updated On The Latest News Happening Flat The World."
"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"