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Joke of the Day
"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."
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"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."
"Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better."
"Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar... tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment."
"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."
"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."
"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"
"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""