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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
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"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."
"Dentist: ""You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."""
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."
"Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: ""Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."
"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."