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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."
"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""
"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"
"What did the octopus say to the fox? ""What the fuck are you doing in the ocean?"""
"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."
"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"
"A group of people walk into a bar... An Irishman, a rabbi, a Japanese man, a blind man and a boat captain walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""is this some kind of a joke?"""
"Thinking about going as a prostitute for Halloween, but confused about at what point turning a trick becomes a treat."
"Remember when parents said ""I'll give you something to cry about"" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?"