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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"
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"Dont drink and Derive Especially in Meth class"
"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."
"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"
"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What do you call a wino eating grapes? Impatient."
"I was undressing a guy with my eyes, but my eyelid got caught on a zipper"
"""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go"""