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Joke of the Day

"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"

"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."

"Say the best joke you have ever heard or made up."

"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."

"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."

"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"

"I sneezed while pissing and almost pissed everywhere I think I have PEE-T-S-D now :( That was scary"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff? Tequila"

"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."

"If you're a guy who owns pantyhose, you're either a thief or sexually questionable. Either way, I don't trust you behind my back."