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Joke of the Day
"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"
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"Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? He was dethroned."
"Why did John Lennon get shot? because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko."
"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"How much sex does one of God's brides have? Nun"
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."
"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."
"Mountains... They peaked years ago"
"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."