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Joke of the Day
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."
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"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."
"Why Are Demons So Fat? Because they hate exorcising."
"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"
"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."
"Not to sound like a broken record, but moooon rivrivrivrivriver."
"He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up"
"What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it? H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside."
"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"
"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"