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Joke of the Day
"How much sex does one of God's brides have? Nun"
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"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."
"Attempted to have a bath. I am 6'2"". The bathtub most certainly is not. I looked like a praying mantis trying to take a nap in an iPod dock."
"""Honey, you're not really nice to your son"" ""Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"""
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""
"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."
"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"
"The hell with a Klondike Bar, ask me what I'd do for a box of Girl Scout Cookies."