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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? He was dethroned."

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"

"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"

"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"

"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"

"The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing."

"Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say ""It's easy. I'm just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty"""