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Joke of the Day

"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."

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"I remember the last thing my grandfather ever said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"
"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes? How'd you get their little legs apart? (Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)"
"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"
"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."
"Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn't stop)"