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Joke of the Day
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"
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"The average person has sex 89 times a year It's gunna be one hell of a week for me."
"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"
"All the kids at Sandyhook wanted books... But all they got was magazines."
"What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It never happens just once."
"[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated? ----- *May Divorce be with you.*"
"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."
"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"
"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."