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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes? How'd you get their little legs apart? (Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)"

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"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"[11am] Me: oh look, it's sunny out. Me: I should go running. Me: or swimming! Me: these Doritos are delicious."
"I lost my job today ""What? How?"" I just wasn't a good housekeeper ""BUT YOU'RE A BEEKEEPER"" Well that explains all the screaming"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days"
"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."
"""I like big butts and I can not lie"" - Some homeless guy sifting through an ashtray."
"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"
"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."
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